Join me on Tumblr~
I am a schediophiliac
✤When no one was looking, Lex Luther took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that's terrible.✤
"You can be a planeteer by helping us make jewelry, weiners, and fur coats. GO PLANET!"
"If I told you then it wouldn't be a SURHPRAIZE"
"Advice after a mistake is like medicine after a Funeral"
"I'm not gay, I'm eccentric"
"That's not the BARBIE way"
"My darn Shluawn Poufah"
"If the plan fails, we punch faces."
"I am negotiating. I hit them, they hit the floor, deal's done."
"Where am I? All signs point to yes."
"The Chowder is yours!"
"I have aufertephilia"
"Beauty fades but stupid is forever"
"zing a ding ding, I got the rings!"
"You can't have a bear in the house, you just got to set it free."
"Remember when I got you your first bucket?"
"I get my ideas from the subway"
"Give me a shot of that purple stuff pussycats"
"You never ever gonna get it"
"If you love something, throw it away~"
"The highway is not amused"
"Rene' these chips"
"The ancient theoretical crystal"
"This time is questionable"
"It's a shame that most of the gold is only a few scoops of ice cream, I think"
"The 5 rings of nasty: DIRTY, UGLY, STUPID, AWKWARD, FARTS!"
"Do we take the soap now?"
"A jiggle is not a move"
"Go Mexican Cactus Ghost!"
"How am I supposed to be fantastic without my morning bowl of Colonel Crunchtastic?"
"One thing you didn't figure is how far I can kick my foot!"
"When candy reaches escape velocity, it's time to go."
"I'll always have his rocks~"